Pirates were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will who distributed candy to small children.” Modern pirates however, are said to not be related to the original Pastafarian pirates. According to CFSM Australia (CFSMA), “Pirates’ image as “thieves and outcasts” is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pirates are of religious significance and importance to Pastafarianism as Pastafarian beliefs hold that pirates were the original Pastafarians and are thus considered sacred. According to the CFSMA, “in many ways, Pastafarians believe that this ethical system is superior to all other mainstream religions.” Take note that worship of the FSM is neither commanded nor expected. The third “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” is seen as an explanation for the lack of physical Pastafarian churches. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of mike, wear a condom! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather / lubricant / lass Vegas. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?Ĩ. I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable I’d really rather you didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):Ĭ. I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach.
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As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.ĥ. I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age and mental maturity. One is not better than the other, unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.Ĥ. I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this in your thick heads: woman = person. I don’t require sacrifices and purity is for drinking water, not people.ģ. I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.Ģ. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay.
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. In some ways, the “The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” is similar to the Christian “Ten Commandments,” but the “The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” is not a parody of the “Ten Commandments.” The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’tsġ.
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Pastafarian ethics is based on the “The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” – a series of eight tenets outlining a morality based on “harmonious co-existence, non-judgemental conduct and generally not being a dick” (CFSMA). Accounts of the time duration of the creation vary, but it is often implied that the FSM was drunk during the creation this is said to be the cause of imperfections in our world.
These beliefs are seen as a Pastafarian version of Young Earth Creationism. The first ever depiction of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby HendersonĪccording to the Bobby Henderson, “the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world much as it exists today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands) and that life evolved into its current state (rather than created in its current form).” An explanation for scientific discoveries was further provided in that whenever a scientist makes a measurement or discovery, the FSM alters the results as this causes him great pleasure.
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